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Nicole Scherzinger If I'm with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal? I think they're incredibly fascinating studies in human psychology.
If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races"."I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day Try it.
• Not looking for short term.• You have some explaining to do!
• You're beautiful, but what else do you have to offer? • I believe that griffins, good men and other mythical creatures exist - prove me correct, at least in one respect!
muahaha(skinny wives out there, don't get mad, it's a joke!
)These are all REAL headlines that I saw today:"Looking for my prize trout, not the usual carp"-Funny, clever... Scientists have been looking for the "missing link" and still haven't found him...